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All of you guys know Red, right? You know, the guy who could have killed Zachary, Murdered Melissa, and haunted a cartridge of the game ''Godzilla: Monster of Monsters'', right? Well, now, he shall do something that will please Femslashers!
Red is in hell right now, because he got killed by Zach and was very obviously a hellish being. Feeling bored, Red decided he would take a (boring) walk in hell. Not much was to be seen, but Red *did* find something that seemed suspicious.
The item was just sitting there, waiting for someone (or something) to pick it up. Red felt a sudden surge of desperance go through him, transforming his thoughts from ''"What is that?"'' to ''"PICK IT UP, YOU ROTTING BAG OF MEAT!!!" ''Despite the vulgarity of the transformation of his thoughts, Red picked it up anyway.
It was a pen.
Red just stood there, thinking about what he could do with the pen. ''"Maybe I could start my life of crime by writing the script of V for Vendetta on the front door of Satan's castle! Or become the new Fab One by penning a hit on this stone tablet!"'' Red thought that the possibilities were endless, but then something wonderful hit his brilliant mind: ''"EUREKA! I will write some equine yuri and become the J.K Rowling of hell!"'' He thought, knowing that he needed to get a binder & some paper immediately.
After Red got the binder & paper he needed, he started penning down some ideas. He eventually had a thought that led to the chase: ''"What if the mares I need in my story are Applejack & Rainbow Dash? YES! I HAVE JUST COME UP WITH THE PERFECT IDEA!" ''Said Red, Being trapped in this orgasm that practically turned him insane. He penned his cover image, showing Rainbow Dash and Applejack at a (romantic/sexual) picnic, And to give him the proper ideas, he forced the surviving member of Wings to perform ''High, High, High'' for him.
Red was on a spree when it came to yuri, and he had finished his long/saffiction 5 hours later. He signed the front of the binder, and called it good.